Sunday, November 21, 2010

Is this what all those girls talk about?

A woman said to her friend, '; Do you smoke after sex?';

';Gosh I`ve never looked, she replied.



Two women were chatting on a bus:

';I`ve got a dreadful sore throat,'; said one.

';Oh you poor thing! When I`ve got a sore throat I suck on a Fisherman`s Friend.';

';Ah, thats easy for you to do. You live near the sea.';



Two ladies talking in the laundrette:

';Has your husband been circumcised?'; said one.

';No,'; replied the other. ';He`s always been a complete dick.';



Two girls talking on a bus:

';Last night I had 3 orgasms in a row.';

';Thats nothing, I had over 50.';

';Golly, he must have been good.';

';Oh, you mean with just one guy?';



Two women talking on a bus:

';No Doreen, you`ve got it wrong. If you think the way to a man`s heart is through his stomach, you`re aiming too high.';



One woman says to the other ';My husband`s away at sea so much, when he comes home he`s like a stranger.';

';Oh you lucky thing, how exciting.';



But Joan if sex is a pain in the @rse, you`re doing it wrong.Is this what all those girls talk about?
Awesome jokes. Enjoyed the Circumcised one....





Too rockin'mama: Sex is not something solely between two loving people. Sex is a means to continue the human race. Nothing more, nothing less. It's people who make it a complicated event.Is this what all those girls talk about?
Brilliant
lmao.... funny
yes thats what us girls talk about ! NOT!
lol
you know too much!

@;-))
Very astute.
Hilarious, thanks for sharing!
ha ha there funny
Why do men have the best thoughts when having sex?

They're plugged in to a superior intelligence.
this was just too funny. Keep it up.
haha. Thats funny.

Nope thats not what women talk about...

well i dont talk about that anyway!

i am the odd one out..

nooo.

=[

lol

xx
excellent, star, and thanks.
Spot on....Thankyou for putting a smile on my face...lol
nice
LOL
You are funny
lol that's women for ya!
Funny! 100!
Sex is something sacred between a wife and a husband. You are demeaning it.
Very good!
hehehehe gave me a right laugh. lol
ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh

Friday, November 19, 2010

How to talk to Girls

I would ask my older brother but im WAAY to embarrased to talk to him about this. So I would really appreciate it if some of you would give me advice. Before you tell me anything i just want to say i have already been told to be confident and be myself ( Which i do ) , around girls. So what exactly , WITHOUT ANY PICK UP LINES, could i talk to a female about ,and say to her, at my school that im interested in ? A few girls have told me that there interested in me , but im such a nervous guy that i dont no what to say to keep them interested in me. This is my freshman year in highschool and i havent had a GF yet. So it wouldnt hurt me to at least KNOW what to say when i freeze up. And yeah i know im young and will have alot of time but i have to start somewhere right ? I know later in life that i dont want to be like this around women when im an adult ; the 30 year old guy that doesnt no how to carry a convo with women. I DONT WANT TO BECOME THAT GUY.How to talk to Girls
If you know a girl is interested in you, then just talk to her. Say hello and ask her how things are going. Then ask her what she's doing on the weekend and if she'd like to do something with you. Ask her what she likes to do. A movie and dinner are always good. If you are very nervous, you can always talk about the movie over dinner. Make sure you look neat and clean and your breath is nice! When ordering food, find out what she is having and then YOU order for the both of you when the waitress comes over. FOR EXAMPLE: Just say, ';She will have the chicken sandwich and a sprite, and I'll have the cheeseburger deluxe and a coke.'; Going to a bookstore with a lounge area is good, too. Don't go to populated places like malls and roller rinks where it's loud. Too many people ruin it. Go to the park...Anywhere you both can just talk and be yourselves. When you talk on a date, don't be disgusting and talk about sex. Don't use bad language a lot. Make eye contact when she talks to you. Ask her what her family is like and what classes she likes at school. Ask her what her most embarrassing moment is or what her middle name is. Make sure YOU answer whatever questions she asks you, too. Don't be afraid to admit that you are a little nervous. females LOVE honesty when you show your real feelings. Smart girls don't want to hear any macho crap and they know a line when they hear it! Tell her she looks really nice and she has pretty eyes. Find out what her plans are after graduating high school. College? Job? Make sure you are polite to her and funny. Be cute and romantic - not too silly like a class clown. Tell her what you look for in a female and ask her what kind of guy she likes...If it all goes well, ask her if she might like to go out again. If she looks attracted to you (eye contact and smiling nervously) , give her a small kiss goodbye on the lips when the date is over. Exchange numbers.How to talk to Girls
Good luck to you. I am a lesbian so I REALLY know what I'm talking about! I've been on dates with females many times and I think I know how to talk to women. I am one and that also helps a lot.

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do what ever comes to your mind, Dont worry, just be your self you dont need any speical lines.
Find a way to strike up conversation by finding some common ground between the two of you. Ask her how the big math test went for her, or if she went to the homecoming football game. Then ask her about herself: everyone loves to talk about themself. Show her that you are interested in what she has to say (even if it means you have to pretend sometimes).
um well be polite don't go teasing them cruely lol a bit of joking around teasing is ok if you know the chik a bit umm and show that your keen but don't look desparate eg. sending 100 texts a day lol oh and talk about them chiks love talking about themselves lol well not all but most and smile lol if you can't start the convo if you smile they might come talk to you =) and if you do get a gf a word of advice, don't forget anneversarys or birthdays lol i know it sounds stupid but most chicks will go aggro if you do lol

How do girls talk to guys they like?? 10 pts!!!!?

Okay so I like this guy who's in one of my classes, and he's a freshman and im a sophomore.

i've talked to him before (i.e. asking him to turn my paper in and what the homework is, etc.), and that kind of stuff and i angle my chair perfectly so i can stare at him every class, hahaah hes so gorgeous, and whenever he looks at me i look away or grin or something but he hasn't caught on.

I want to talk to him just to say hi or something or other to maybe let him get the idea that i like him, but i feel like since im older i have to be more superior and more mature and making the first move would be weird. He's popular with diff. people from every grade so if i was to make a move somehow and he didnt like me back or thought i was weird for doing that, he would tell all his friends and i would be absoluely mortified. (and dont tell me he wouldnt be that rude, my school is extremely mean, rich, and snotty, guys included)

how can i talk to him without others teasing or seeing or something!!

(and im shy btw and barely know him)How do girls talk to guys they like?? 10 pts!!!!?
Try engaging in a conversation with him. I had a crush in English class during my high school days and it turned out that the guy in question liked me back. A lot. I had no idea until we started talking. Now we're married :) And havin' a little one soon. We've both never been happier.



All that I can say is, don't be too shy and know when you're being too forward. Ask him what kinds of movies he likes and then do some research on the current listings then ask him the next day if he's available for the weekend so you can go see a movie. It might be easier to talk to him when you aren't surrounded by a bunch of your classmates.How do girls talk to guys they like?? 10 pts!!!!?
Ooh...WOW ...Girl your sprung on a freshy ..lol That's Cute doe...!!



Ok..so listen he is a freshmen so any attention he get from a upper classmates he'll be happy 2 receive.



So just walk up to him and talk a little about homework and stuff when your in class.



Then if you guys have lunch together sit by him or tell him in class to sit by you at lunch.



If he got a cellphone put your number in their and then call your phone off of his so you can get his number and then text him later on in the week or day whatever you feel fine doing..



Then as you guys get close you can tell him your a cute little freashmen you can be my little boyfriend.



.In class and stuff just playin around then annocue to the class that he your boyfriend and as you guys leave class you can hold hands and playful things like that.



Hope this helps...!!

Why cant I talk to attractive girls? ?

I've never had a girlfriend and I'm in Jr. High. I can't talk with girls i find attractive without being nervous and showing how vulnerable and desperate i am which i understand girls hate. What can I do?Why cant I talk to attractive girls? ?
Just be a friend and talk to them. Show confidence even if you don't feel it.Why cant I talk to attractive girls? ?
ummm.... suck it up.
go find an ugly girl
Watch the Pickup Artist.
Aww, don't worry! So what you're in Junior High and have never had a girlfriend? Believe it or not that is NOT a big deal! Just try to relax and make friends with more girls. That will be a good first step to talking to them when you have a crush on them. Keep in mind that they're probably nervous too, and take it from me... even the most gorgeous looking girls are usually insecure about something. So they might be nervous too!
just treat them like a normal person...trust me pretty girls are the same as normal girls inside, and they hate being treated differently. They won't think they are above you or anything...just act normal! Hope this helped!
Try to take deep breaths, move on from less attractive to higher, talk to them, say hi or tell them they're hot. Plain and simple.
Hey, I didn't have anyone until I was in 11th grade. You just have to be patient. Eventually, you will find a girl who likes you.
Hey, some of us can't talk to attractive girls at all.

I would suggest going somewhere where you don't belong, and hit on attractive girls there, because you don't really care, since you're not from there. Then see what happens and apply the way you did it onto your own school.
well that depends are you cute. check out my questions.
Hey man just relax. Just talk and be yourself. Don't think about how they look (I know thats hard) and just talk to them. Dont be scared
Don't try to talk to them. Walk around with your head up like you own it and they'll come to you. Good Luck!
u like them but ur nervous?

talk w/ girls who are pretty but not hot, and stuff, and when they talk to u keep the conversation going!
Gorgeous or ugly we are all the same, you just need to realise that appearence is not everything. I am not saying that you need to stop appreciating beauty but you need to be able to look past it and be confident talking to any girl and that comes with age. Xx
Well u should approach them as long as you dont come on to strong and doont just blurt out that u like them or any of that its kind of wierd.

And remmeber alot of girls are nice so udont have be nervous
Aw, first of all don't worry. A lot of guys feel intimidated around girls they feel attracted to. Maybe you should try hanging out with a group of guys and girls outside of school to make it a little more comfortable. Then just work your way up!
talk to them around your boys that way it wont be so awkward and when u think your comfortable talk to them alone
it is maybe becuz u have not talked to them act like they were a boy

it is okay to feel

butterflys in

your stomach
No confidence.

Gain confidence
just talk to a few as a friends and see where all that goes.
Trust me, I had the same problem in Jr. High, High school is so much easier. I'm in college now, and all I do is talk to chicks, In time, I'm sure you will too. Just pick a bunch of friends, all get into a hobby of some sort. I got into car racing with my friends. then computers. so, have fun.
welcome to the world of guys. 4 some reason we all (at 1st) find it very hard to talk to girls. i didnt have my 1st girlfriend until my freshman year of high school...so dont worry and think youre a loser or anything because you havent yet. with that said all you can do is try. the more you put yourself out there the more youll realize that you have nothing to be afraid of. so you approach a girl and try to talk her and you make a fool of yourself...big deal. the world isnt going to end and thats not a big enough event for it to be spread around the whole school...so you just move on to the next one and hope for success. one problem most men (including myself) have or have had in the past is that our fear of rejection is like a million times worse than actually being rejected. ive been rejected before...i was nervous before hand and when the girl walked away from me i just turned to my friends and laughed. just dont worry to much about it and go for it
Just go up to them and say Do you want to go out with me and wait for a reply.
not all girls hate it

acually i personaly cant stand arogant guys who think they can have what ever they want

and all you have to do is relax just be urself and if the 'hot' girl doesnt give u the time of day then dont bother cause shes probably too stuck up for such a sweet guy as urself

ok if that didnt help then practice makes perfect....just im me and u can practice talking to girls w/o the fear of having ur buds laughing at ur attempts ;)

What should girls talk about with guy friends?

there's this guy i like and we're friends he always messages me first on face-book and has been since me and my past bf broke up (coincidence?)

anyway I've liked him for about two years and it's just been up and down, so I know him but we haven't really talked for a while until this summer. so we have very similar music taste so he will say a lyric then i will say the next part ha ha or I will start and then we'll do part of the song. problem know is that's all we seem to talk about, I mean we have a little small talk here and there but ya know.



I just need to know other stuff to talk about, or something to say that would start a good conversation.





I really like this guy, and he's really sweet and everything.





Also, how could i get closer to him?



thanks everyone and just tell me anything you can!What should girls talk about with guy friends?
hey yea i have the same problem but in my opinion just ask him questions and then take that and go with it. Sry if im not that much help.What should girls talk about with guy friends?
flirt with him.. try to meet with him in person and flirt... then u will see... say that u r proud of what he has done... they love it... and hopefully he will like u back...
Well, if you're talking about instant messaging or e-mail, you can always start with ';What's up?'; and see where that takes you. You can also talk about things you both have in common so you can both relate to it.

This is what I do.



Just by talking to him more you probably will get a little closer.



Good Luck. :]

How can I stop getting nervous when I talk to girls with my friends present? ?

I am an 18 year old boy who has never had a girlfriend before and has very few friends who are girls. I have no close friends who are girls. This has generally been due to me being a shy person.



However, since I've started university I have made an effort to meet some girls in my lectures. I have talked to a ton of girls recently and had some really good conversations which I'm really happy about. I have even made a few them laugh a lot which felt really good.



Even though I am shy, when its only me and a girl talking I seem to be fine talking to them. I can sound interesting, make them laugh and be slightly flirty/cheeky. However, the problem is, when my friends are around and involved in a conversation with these girls I completely dry up and cannot think of a thing to say to her.



So does anyone know why I may dry up like this or does anyone else have the same thing happen to them?



Does anyone have any tips for me as well please?



Thank youHow can I stop getting nervous when I talk to girls with my friends present? ?
I have the same problem. I'm great with girls on a one to one basis for the most part, but when my friends are around I get shy. It's partly due to the fact that my friends talk a lot.

I guess there's a slight fear that one of them will think you are being different, since you most likely act different around both. And it's like you don't want to look fake, because you are a genuine person. I don't know...

But what I do know, is that it's best just to talk anyway. If your friends are real friends they won't judge you, especially if they think you like the girl. Just remember that good friends won't judge and the girl, if she's worth it, won't either. So just relax and talk. Don't over think and over analyze the words you say.

Oh...and alcohol helps.How can I stop getting nervous when I talk to girls with my friends present? ?
your getting nervous that the guyz will stand out more and so u stand back a bit. ur afraid that u might say something stupid and then they will make fun of you. try to go with the flow, i know it may seem awkward at first, but make a move. start a conversation that all of you can talk about. something about school or work. family. u know the good stuff. Movies for example.
well first make her your friend then take it slow and ask her out youll stop getting nevvios eventually
I have the smame problem. But I just don't know what to talkto girls about.

WHy do girls talk so much?

MY girlfriend talks a lot, and me..I'm really shy. Just because she talks a lot, it annoys me sometimes... Sometimes I really cannot stand it. Sometimes I wonder, how do I make this relationship work, if she is the one talking, I'm too shy to say what I want.. I also wonder why she even bothers to be with a guy that doesnt talk as much as her...and sometimes its hard to take her seriously.. I really wanna make it work though..Sometimes I wanna get her to shut up, and me be the one talking...how do i do that?WHy do girls talk so much?
Yes, well...maybe if YOU spoke more, she would shut up! Your silence is a perfect opportunity for her to fill the space with her voice. And women have a tendency to have more stories, to elaborate on what men consider no big deal.

If you want to try this, tell her you have a head ache and can't really focus at certain times.

Or, you can just find someone you're more compatible with who doesn't talk so much. The fact that she has a lot to share about her life, that alone says you don't share a lot with her and maybe you two don't have as much in common as you thought...WHy do girls talk so much?
well females like to talk in general because they are more into sharing their feeling than we are. So whats the best way to share their feelings? through talking
Sometimes I talk alot if the person I'm with doesn't talk at all, because I'm trying to avoid awkward silences! Just start talking, she'll probably be grateful if you do.
If it bothers you that much than end the relationship. If she talks a lot know than imagine how much more she will talk if you get married.
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