How to get a girlfreind and talk to girls?

idk i am just sooooo tired of being single i hate it, like everyone has someone rite now. just what can i do to get a girlfriend? like even if she is just a friend i know what can i do to earn some points and get her atention. i think i might like this girl who was my first and 5th girlfriend. so how could i do this with her?How to get a girlfreind and talk to girls?
well let me tell i. one easy way to do this is to ask things about her. only ask questions about her. lisen intentavly. remember i a when she brings it up again that helps just asking questions about her. y well girls like to talk about themselves a notice who they told is lisening. plus if they as about u make it funny. you could also do a secret way guys have done it through out history. ask every girl out till one says yes XD and it works usually 1 out of 20 should say yes. but i dont like those odds nor do i like that way of doing it. hope i helped

and remember me for what i have done not who i was

and let it go and let it flowHow to get a girlfreind and talk to girls?
*coughs.* uh, how old are you? you sound a little immature.
get off the computer for starters.
get hot.
craigslist



edit: where do you live? however, i expect some in return.
Hmm alot of girls realy like funny and outgoing guys :D
ur not the only one single...trust me!
Be yourself.

This is some thing that girls (in general) like:

1. Chivalry

2. Humour

3. Sweetness