Is this what all those girls talk about?

A woman said to her friend, '; Do you smoke after sex?';

';Gosh I`ve never looked, she replied.



Two women were chatting on a bus:

';I`ve got a dreadful sore throat,'; said one.

';Oh you poor thing! When I`ve got a sore throat I suck on a Fisherman`s Friend.';

';Ah, thats easy for you to do. You live near the sea.';



Two ladies talking in the laundrette:

';Has your husband been circumcised?'; said one.

';No,'; replied the other. ';He`s always been a complete dick.';



Two girls talking on a bus:

';Last night I had 3 orgasms in a row.';

';Thats nothing, I had over 50.';

';Golly, he must have been good.';

';Oh, you mean with just one guy?';



Two women talking on a bus:

';No Doreen, you`ve got it wrong. If you think the way to a man`s heart is through his stomach, you`re aiming too high.';



One woman says to the other ';My husband`s away at sea so much, when he comes home he`s like a stranger.';

';Oh you lucky thing, how exciting.';



But Joan if sex is a pain in the @rse, you`re doing it wrong.Is this what all those girls talk about?
Awesome jokes. Enjoyed the Circumcised one....





Too rockin'mama: Sex is not something solely between two loving people. Sex is a means to continue the human race. Nothing more, nothing less. It's people who make it a complicated event.Is this what all those girls talk about?
Brilliant
lmao.... funny
yes thats what us girls talk about ! NOT!
lol
you know too much!

@;-))
Very astute.
Hilarious, thanks for sharing!
ha ha there funny
Why do men have the best thoughts when having sex?

They're plugged in to a superior intelligence.
this was just too funny. Keep it up.
haha. Thats funny.

Nope thats not what women talk about...

well i dont talk about that anyway!

i am the odd one out..

nooo.

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lol

xx
excellent, star, and thanks.
Spot on....Thankyou for putting a smile on my face...lol
nice
LOL
You are funny
lol that's women for ya!
Funny! 100!
Sex is something sacred between a wife and a husband. You are demeaning it.
Very good!
hehehehe gave me a right laugh. lol
ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh